Do you really want to open up your heart, and your bed, to guy after guy, only to be disappointed nine times out of ten.
The minute you invite a guy into your bed, he thinks sex is on the cards.
Someones gonna cut the cheese loudly and on accident at some point, and it could very well be you.
So how do you turn it into a long-game?Guys enjoy the chase.You only get about 20 minutes of sleep all-in, but it doesnt matter because, at this point in the game, even his accidental sleep farts are adorable.At the beginning, something that you normally do mindlessly becomes one was frauen wollen cover of the most anxiety-provoking actions. An open chest to bury your back into, and a chin that nuzzles into your neck.The first discovery of a rogue body hair. Yes, you want to have sex with him.What if they think you suck (yeah right)?So you could give me a goodnight side hug and send me on my way?Instead, you pretend to be a perfect sleeper by barely moving or breathing.The first pee that takes an unexpected turn. If youre not ready to sleep with a guy, or you think it would be too soon, then dont invite him back, and dont go round to his place.But stick us with a full bladder in a new love prospects home, and watch us panic.The texting leading up to the first date is sometimes cause enough to want to hide in your closet shamefully.This is what I assume to be most newly coupled persons biggest nightmare: the pee that goes schizo and decides to turn into a shit.What's Her Policy On Morning Kisses? To some degree I think we all do, but in my experience, guys more.
A pee turned shit should be accounted for under official Top 10 Life Stressors lists.
Meet in public places.
Yes, I know there are always exceptions to the rule two of my friends married guys who started life in their world as potential one-night stands but as the film Hes Just Not that Into You reminds us all, the safest way to play life.
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Its not his fault you guys have been treating each others genitalia like strip club patrons (you can look, but dont touch unless you give me a lot of money, and even then).